i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
I found an enchanted tuba tree while walking the pup
the only good use for a sousaphone.
This is my kinda place
Hope you like it my pedofile chubby chaser CX
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From Rewriting Russian Gymnastics. If you hate the comparisons and the endless “artistry” discussion - reader discretion is advised ;)
THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS AND YOU CAN DISAGREE WITH WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT IDGAF
Basically it spews shit about how if you can do a skill without falling you will be fine and that russians are poor babies and life isn’t fair. Last time I checked Russians were nearly falling of the podiums attempting to vaults that they sometimes can and sometimes can’t do and it was the Americans who were sticking these hard vaults (#16.233 bitches) with a “ showcase of outstanding technique, form and expression.”. Last time I checked Mustafina Was doing a fucking jig in the air every time she wanted to twist and it was the likes of Maroney and Wieber and Sacramone that kept their motherfucking legs together. Last time I checked the Russians weren’t exactly the definition of “difficulty with grace” when they fell all over the place on floor at the olympics and the Americans were the ones with lowest score being a fucking 15 flat?? so ya you know what the americans might not be the fucking ballerina’s that the russians are but this isn’t a dance competition or who can look the most fucking elegant as they walk towards the corner of the fucking floor. These are gymnasts we shouldn’t have to say “oh this code suits the Americans and it’s a load of crap” cause if the went back to the perfect ten days the Americans would haul ass just to change the way they do their gymnastics to fit the code and they would work hard so that they could be recognised for what they can do. And if the Russians can’t deal with that then that’s their problem not the fucking Americans
okay im good now lmao
I mean, if we’re going to go there….
ALL OF THIS
You know that feeling when you nail an audition perfectly?
Yeah, me neither.